Which Will He Take?
A young boy entered a barber shop and the barber whispered to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.' The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?'
The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'
Later, when the customer left the barber shop, he saw the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store & says ; 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'
The boy licked his cone and smiled, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'
But by the kid revealing why he takes the 50cents over the dollar...ah, you know what? good joke. Leave it at that.
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